What’s Your Tipsy Scoop Personality?

It’s 2014…who are you? Or better yet, who would you be if you lived among the flavors in Tipsy Scoop’s boozy ice cream kingdom of klassics? Read the descriptions below and find out, then treat yourself to a scoop of your delicious personality!

The kingdom of klassic Tipsy Scoop flavors.

(A) You’ve definitely Instagrammed a picture of your feet on a tropical beach. When you find a combo you like, you stick with it. Some combos have never made sense to you (like day planners, weight watchers, power naps…) and you don’t pretend to understand. Hakuna Matata is what you’re all about.

(B) You love when celebrities wear sneakers on the red carpet, and appreciate those ballerinas in Kanye West music videos. Unexpected combinations are kind of your thing, which is why you plan on purchasing a medieval castle on the beach when you retire. Who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too?

(C) Are you a girl? Did you (or do you) own an Easy-Bake oven? Have you fantasized about becoming best friends with the Olsen twins? When pieces of birthday cake are being distributed do you pray for one with a frosting flower? Are you a combination of a Carrie and a Charlotte? If you’ve answered yes to any of these, this one’s for you!

(D) You know all the lyrics to Mambo Number 5 and you’re willing to prove it! Nutrition and fitness are almost as important to you as FUN (thank god for Zumba!). You consider guacamole a food group and often make fashion decisions based solely on color.

(E) Were you ever dressed in a bonnet as a baby? Or worse, as a tween? Have you ever been in a three-legged race? You can definitely taste the difference between real and canned whipped cream and you probably also borrow cups of sugar from your neighbors.

(F) What Arctic Chill?! You love to bundle up no matter the weather and prefer to occupy spaces with working fireplaces. You remember eating lots of oatmeal and soup and things out of bowls as a child and your favorite fairy tale was Hansel and Gretel.

(G) You don’t go to parties, you attend them! You don’t cheers, you toast! Nevertheless you love to toast a whole lot, especially when you’re celebrating Will & Kate’s Anniversary, taking a bubble bath, or rehearsing your own engagement party.

(H) You had a nickname growing up and you probably got it at summer camp. Sometimes you say things like ‘Zoinks!’ when you’re nervous and at the movies you can never decide between those weird Brownie Bite things and Junior Mints, so you get both!

(I) Remember that time you took to snacking on coffee beans? Or how about when you thought a cashmere Snuggie might be a good investment? Don’t remember? Buy a one-way ticket to the Italian Riviera and ask your Italian ex-lover to remind you.

(J) You know what a Goldendoodle is and you’re very glad they exist. You like to start your days earlier than most and don’t require an alarm clock. Your favorite meal (after dessert & cocktails) is brunch and you know about a cool new place that just opened.

(K) You’ve probably caught fireflies in a jar and know a thing or two about horses and/or pickup trucks. You’ve met someone and fallen in love at the County Fair. You think about Taylor Swift (and what she’s up to) way too much.

(L) You love to say ‘Crisp’ almost as much as you love the sound of leaves crunching and refer to September as ‘Back to School’ season even though you’re a young professional, and sitting in a cube right now. You’re drawn to gender-neutral things like blazers, loafers and wristwatches and even though you don’t smoke cigars, you know people who do.

(M) Lucky you! It’s almost March, your favorite! Even though you may not have freckles or an apostrophe in your last name, you secretly wish you did. You like wearing insignia, hitting/slapping things when you laugh and we know that when you say you’d like to try a scoop you really mean three.

(A)   Relax! You’re Kalhua Banana Ice Cream!

(B)   We Don’t! You’re St. Germain & Tequila Mexican “Hot” Chocolate Ice Cream!

(C)   YOLO! You’re Cake Batter Vodka Martini Ice Cream!

(D)  Ariba Ariba! You’re Mango Margarita Sorbet!

(E)   Welcome Home! You’re Strawberry Rhubarb Bourbon Ice Cream!

(F)    Prost! You’re “Hot” Cinnamon and Ginger Buttered Rum Ice Cream!

(G)  (Crystal Clink!) You’re Kir Royale Ice Cream!

(H)  Zoinks! You’re Grasshopper Crème de Menthe Ice Cream!

(I)     Ciao! You’re Frangelico Affogato Ice Cream!

(J)     Bravo! You’re Blood Orange and Campari Ice Cream/Sorbet!

(K)   Y’all know it! You’re Peach Gin Cobbler Ice Cream!

(L)    Cheers! You’re Salted Caramel Apple Brandy Ice Cream!

(M) SHOTS! You’re Irish Car Bomb Ice Cream!